When Will Dick Cheney Die (Or at Least Hybernate)?

It seems like every time I turn around Dick Cheney is being interviewed. It doesn't surprise me too much that he hid away for the majority of the post 9/11 Bushtocracy. What really surprises me is the fact that he hasn't had a heart attack or stroke doing all these interviews. His body is just not use to this kind of public exposure. What if he falls into Wolf Blitzer's lap and begins to seize? Not a pretty site. Advice to the Dickman. Stay hydrated. Those newsroom lights are HOT!